obesient

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Being so weak you can’t even fight your love for junk food. You just let your pants fall off and your brain shut down.

I’m obesient because I ate three pizzas and cried at a commercial.

My dog is obesient and has a belly like a beach.

I’m obesient and my mom calls me ‘the human muffin’.

When you choose to be a human meatball instead of a human being. You eat, you sleep, you repeat.

I’m obesient and I’ve never left my couch since 2019.

My brother is obesient and he can’t even lift his own pizza box.

I’m obesient and I’ve got a side hustle: belly dancing.

A group of fat people who are too tired to argue. Or one fat person who’s too busy being a couch potato.

My friends and I are obesient and we eat like a pack of wolves.

I’m obesient and I can’t even walk to the fridge.

My class is obesient and we all passed out during gym.