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When you stuff your face like a greedy pig and don’t even notice you’ve eaten enough to feed a small family.
I ate six burgers and a whole pie. Now I feel like I’m gonna burst.
I didn’t realize I’d eaten the whole bag of chips until I sat down and my pants were tight.
I took one bite of the cake and suddenly I was halfway through the whole thing.
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You eat so much you think you’re going to die, but you still keep eating like it’s a competition.
I ate so much pizza I thought I was going to pass out. I didn’t stop until I couldn’t move.
I kept eating like I was in a race against my friend, and I lost because I ate too fast.
I ate a whole bag of candy and then asked for more. I’m not even hungry.
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You eat until you’re so full you feel like a balloon, and you don’t even care.
I ate so much I felt like I was going to float away. I didn’t care.
I finished the whole cake and then took a second helping. I didn’t even blink.
I ate until I couldn’t see straight. I was full, but I still kept going.
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You eat like you haven’t eaten in a month, even though you just ate five minutes ago.
I just ate and then went back for seconds like I hadn’t eaten in a week.
I had a sandwich and then asked for another because I thought I was still hungry.
I took one bite and suddenly I was back at the buffet like it was 2012.
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You eat so much you think your stomach is going to explode, and you laugh it off like it’s no big deal.
I ate so much I thought I was going to blow up. I just laughed and kept eating.
I was full, but I kept eating like I was trying to break a record.
I ate until I felt like I was going to rip through my shirt. I just said, 'whatever.'
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You eat until your face looks like it’s been hit by a truck, and you’re proud of it.
I ate so much my face looked like a balloon. I was proud.
I finished the whole meal and then asked for dessert. My face was like a pizza.
I ate until my cheeks were like a bag of chips. I didn’t care.
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