obesibas

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a huge meatball of a man named bas who does nothing but eat and complain
Bas ate three pizzas and still cried about the price
Bas tried to lift a bag of chips and fell over
Bas said he was going to work but then napped for six hours
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a walking dinner plate named bas who thinks he’s the boss
Bas told the waiter to bring him the whole menu and then ordered nothing
Bas tried to run but looked like he was being chased by a donut
Bas said he was going to lose weight but then ordered dessert
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a human blubberball named bas who thinks he’s a legend
Bas tried to do a push-up and looked like he was being attacked by a couch
Bas called himself a king but couldn’t even stand up straight
Bas said he was going to conquer the world but fell asleep on the couch
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