Obesiate

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To get so fat you look like a pizza that exploded. You eat like a pig and waste your life playing video games instead of doing real stuff.
I obesiated over the weekend. Now I look like a couch that got a second job.
My brother obesiated so much he can't fit into his pants anymore.
I obesiated because my mom kept bringing me snacks like it was a war.
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When a group of fat people hang out. Or if one person is so fat they call them an obesie. It's like being in a group of people who all failed at dieting.
My friends and I are the obesiate squad. We eat like we're going to die tomorrow.
My cousin is an obesie. He eats so much he could bench press a cake.
The obesiate gang is hanging out. They just finished a whole pizza and a bag of chips.
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When you let food take over your life. You're too lazy to move and you eat like you're being chased by a bear that wants to eat you.
I'm obesiate because I let my mom feed me like I was a dog.
My dog is obesiate because he eats my leftovers like they're gold.
I'm so obesiate I could fit inside a burger.
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