obesian

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A super fat person who thinks they're special because they got a gold star for being lazy and eating everything in sight.
My cousin is an obesian. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still calls himself a ‘healthy eater’.
The obesian in my class eats donuts for breakfast and calls it ‘a balanced diet’.
That obesian just sat down next to me. I can feel my soul dying.
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A person or creature so fat they look like they were stuffed with snacks and left in a closet.
That obesian just walked into the room. The floor creaked under their weight.
My dog is an obesian now. He eats my homework for fun.
The obesian at the gym uses a whole bench by themselves.
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