obesha

My cousin is an obesha. She ate a whole pizza by herself and still had room for ice cream.

I saw an obesha on the bus. The seat broke. The bus driver said, 'I’ve seen bigger problems.'

My mom says I’ll be an obesha if I keep eating like a raccoon on a sugar high.

My neighbor is an obesha. She walks like she’s carrying a shopping cart full of bricks.

My friend’s obesha aunt once sat on a couch and it screamed in pain.

My teacher said I’m going to be an obesha if I don’t stop eating like I’m in a food fight.

My obesha aunt once ate a whole cake in one bite. The cake didn’t survive.

My brother’s girlfriend is an obesha. She eats so much, her pants have a life of their own.

My uncle says I’ll be an obesha if I don’t stop eating like I’m trying to win a eating contest.