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When someone gets a hard-on just thinking about eating a whole pizza and then trying to squeeze into a tiny car.

'I saw that guy at the buffet and my pants exploded.'

'She eats like a horse and still fits into a prom dress.'

'He tried to hide his 300 lbs under a hoodie and failed.'

When a fat person tries to act like a fluffy cloud while secretly being a mountain.

'She said she was just ‘cute and cozy’ but her dog ran away from her.'

'He claimed he was ‘just a little round’ but his chair broke.'

'She tried to be ‘adorable’ but her pants were on fire.'