obesex

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The kind of sex where you can’t fit your whole body in the bed, and it feels like you’re having sex with a couch.

I tried to do the nasty with my girlfriend, but I ended up smothering her with my thighs.

My dad said he had obesex with his mom on the kitchen table. The table broke.

I got obesex with my wife, and we both got a bruise from the couch.

A type of sex where you feel like you’re doing a workout and also getting laid at the same time.

My obesex with my girlfriend was like a burpee session and a kiss.

I had obesex with my brother, and we both got sore from it.

My obesex with my wife felt like I was doing a plank and getting laid.

The kind of sex that leaves you sweating, out of breath, and wondering why you didn’t just eat a whole pizza.

After my obesex with my girlfriend, I was too tired to eat, but I still wanted pizza.

My obesex with my brother left me gasping for air like I ran a marathon.

I did obesex with my wife, and I felt like I just ran up a mountain.

When you have sex so heavy it feels like you’re doing the deed with a full buffet.

My obesex with my girlfriend was like eating a whole buffet in one go.

I had obesex with my brother, and it felt like I was eating a full meal and getting laid.

After my obesex with my wife, I was full and tired, like I just ate a whole restaurant.

A type of sex that’s like a wrestling match, a dance party, and a full-body workout all at once.

My obesex with my girlfriend felt like a wrestling match and a dance party.

I had obesex with my brother, and it was like a full-body workout and a fight.

My obesex with my wife was like dancing and wrestling at the same time.

When you have sex so loud it wakes up the neighbors and your pet.

My obesex with my girlfriend was so loud the neighbors came to check on us.

I had obesex with my brother, and the dog ran out of the house.

After my obesex with my wife, the neighbors called the police.