obesetrocity

That guy at the mall ate three pizzas and then tried to bench press me.

My cousin’s obesetrocity is so bad, the gym gave him a lifetime membership for free.

The obesetrocity in my neighborhood eats my cereal before I can finish it.

I saw the obesetrocity at the park and ran away like it was a monster.

My dad’s obesetrocity is so bad, his socks are now a fashion statement.

The obesetrocity next door eats my dog’s food and then yells at me.

The obesetrocity at work eats my lunch and then gives me a compliment.

My mom’s obesetrocity is so bad, her chair has a seatbelt.

The obesetrocity on the bus took up two seats and then fell asleep.

The obesetrocity at the buffet ate everything and then asked for seconds.

My uncle’s obesetrocity is so bad, he needs a boat to go to the mall.

The obesetrocity on the train took up three seats and then burped.

The obesetrocity at the gym tried to lift me and failed.

My brother’s obesetrocity is so bad, he has a sidekick: his chair.

The obesetrocity in my class eats my snacks and then laughs at me.

The obesetrocity at the store eats all the cookies and then buys them.

My neighbor’s obesetrocity is so bad, the sidewalk caved in.

The obesetrocity in my family eats my allowance and then yells at me.