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A gym bro who went from a lard bucket to a muscle mountain because he finally got off the couch and stopped eating like a pig.
'I used to be a couch potato, now I’m a couch destroyer.'
He used to look like a donut, now he looks like a donut shop exploded.
He lost so much weight, his ex came back just to see if he was still a meathead.
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A guy who went from a greasy sack of laziness to a ripped monster who can bench press a car.
'I used to be the reason the pizza delivery guy got a heart attack.'
He used to be a human muffin, now he’s a human volcano.
He lost 170 pounds and now he can bench press your mom.
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A former human blubber ball who now looks like a superhero after eating nothing but protein and yelling at the mirror.
'I used to be the reason my mom got a second mortgage.'
He used to look like a sleeping bag, now he looks like a sleeping bag exploded and hit a gym.
He lost so much weight, the fat fell off and walked out the door.
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