Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a crazy love for people who are huge and eat like pigs

I saw a guy eat three pizzas and still wanted more. I'm obsessed.

My crush is 6'5" and eats donuts for breakfast. I'm in love.

I can't stop staring at my uncle during Thanksgiving. He's a meatball machine.

2

when you're too dumb to tell the difference between a burger and a human

My friend's dog is fatter than her. I'm obsessed with her.

I think my teacher is a giant cheeseburger. I'm obsessed.

I don't know if my brother is a man or a burrito. I'm in love.

3

when you're so dumb you think fat people are celebrities

I follow my neighbor on TikTok. He's a meatball legend.

My mom's a famous cheeseburger. I'm her biggest fan.

I watch my dad eat pizza like it's a concert. I'm obsessed.

4

when you think being fat is the same as being famous

My cousin is a walking meatball. I think she's a star.

My brother's a giant donut. I follow him everywhere.

I can't stop taking selfies with my dad. He's a cheeseburger legend.

5

when you're so lazy you think being fat is a superpower

I think my uncle can eat a whole pizza and still be strong. He's a hero.

My mom's a giant burger. She can eat anything.

I think my dad is a meatball wizard. He can eat 10 hot dogs.