obeseslav

Fresh

0 views · Added 9h ago · 3 definitions

A fat guy who has no idea what country he’s from but claims he’s from all three.

He said he’s Irish, Armenian, and Russian, but he can’t even spell 'Russia' correctly.

At the bar, he tried to talk like a tough Irishman, but he said 'borsh' instead of 'brogan'.

He fought with a guy from Armenia because he thought he was Russian.

A guy who’s so fat he can’t tell the difference between his ancestors and his breakfast.

He told his mom he was Armenian, but she said he looked more like a Russian doughnut.

He got in a fight at the grocery store because he thought the Armenian guy was Russian.

He tried to eat a whole bagel and called it 'Irish breakfast'.

A guy who’s so fat he thinks he’s a triple threat, but he’s just a mess.

He tried to dance like a Russian, but he tripped over his own legs.

He said he could speak three languages, but he only said 'hello' in all three.

He tried to eat a whole loaf of bread and called it 'Irish pride'.