Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you're a fat pig who somehow managed to turn the word 'obese' into a spelling contest loser.

I'm not just obese, I'm obesese. I'm like a donut with a PhD.

My doctor called me obesese. I called him a liar and a bad dancer.

You're not obesese, you're just lazy and bad at math.

2

A word that means you're so fat you made the word 'obese' get a second job.

I'm obesese because I eat my feelings and also my lunch.

My mom said I'm obesese. I said she's just bitter and out of shape.

Obesese is the new obese. Obese is the old obese.

3

A word that means you're so fat you spelled 'obese' wrong on purpose and then cried about it.

I'm obesese because I failed spelling and my pants.

My teacher called me obesese. I called her a meanie and a spelling failure.

Obesese is just a fancy way of saying I eat too much and don't exercise.

4

A word that means you're so fat you turned the word 'obese' into a four-letter word and then laughed about it.

I'm obesese because I'm like a couch that also has a job.

My friend said I'm obesese. I said he's just jealous of my snack stash.

Obesese is just a word that means I'm too fat to be cool.

5

A word that means you're so fat you spelled 'obese' with extra letters just to make it look worse.

I'm obesese because I added 'se' to 'obese' and now I'm proud of it.

My doctor said I'm obesese. I said he's just a mean doctor with a bad sense of humor.

Obesese is like the word 'obese' but with a bad attitude.

6

A word that means you're so fat you turned 'obese' into a spelling mistake that even the dictionary is tired of.

I'm obesese because I added 'se' to 'obese' and then forgot what I was doing.

My mom said I'm obesese. I said she's just a spelling disaster with a side of snacks.

Obesese is like the word 'obese' but with a side of failure.