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#fat#humor#obese

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a human who is so fat they look like a melted bag of chips. their face is a pizza with extra cheese, and their butt is so big it needs its own zip code.
"I saw this guy today, he looked like a donut with a side of fries.", @DonutDude123
"She eats so much, her butt has a permanent tan.", @ButtTanBro
"This man is so fat, he needs a second passport.", @PassportDude
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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like the majority of the people who eat too much and never exercise. they are the reason why the toilet is always clogged.
"I’m not fat, I’m just a regular American.", @RegularAmerican
"If I don’t eat a whole pizza, I die.", @PizzaLover2000
"I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.", @EnergySaver"
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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a person who is so round they could roll over and take the whole room with them. they are like a meatball that never got cooked.
"That guy is like a meatball with extra sauce.", @MeatballMaster
"She eats so much, she could be a full meal by herself.", @FullMealGoddess
"He’s like a pizza that’s been sitting out for a week.", @PizzaLover2000
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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when you are so fat you can’t fit through a door. you have to take the whole door with you wherever you go.
"I tried to go through the door, but I had to take the door with me.", @DoorDude
"I’m not fat, I’m just a human doorstop.", @DoorstopMan
"I eat so much, I could be a door.", @DoorEater"
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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the number one reason why people die. it’s like a slow, painful, and extremely greasy death.
"Obesity is the reason why I don’t have any friends.", @NoFriendsGuy
"I’m not dying, I’m just taking a break.", @BreakTaker
"Obesity is the reason I can’t move.", @Can’tMoveMan"
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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a person who has a BMI higher than 30. they are so fat they could be a new type of food.
"My BMI is 50, I’m like a new food.", @NewFoodMan
"I have a BMI of 40, I’m like a full meal.", @FullMealGuy
"My BMI is 35, I’m like a snack.", @SnackMan"
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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a punishment from heaven for people who eat too much. it's like a life sentence of being extra fat.
"I was sent to hell for eating too much.", @HellEater
"Obesity is my punishment for eating too much.", @PunishmentMan
"I’m in hell because I eat too much.", @HellFoodMan"
by Slangipedia 12h ago
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