Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A word for food that you love even though it’s like eating pure garbage and you know it’ll turn you into a human sofa.

I see a pizza commercial and I forget I have a date with my pants.

My mom calls me and says she made cake. I drove to her house in flip-flops.

I ate six tacos and now my belt is in a rage.

2

When a snack is so good it makes you forget your brain and your waistline.

I saw a bag of chips and I cried. I mean, I cried tears of joy and regret.

I told my doctor I’d quit snacks. Then I saw a donut.

I ate a whole pizza by myself and now I’m talking to my fridge.

3

The reason you’re still alive but also a walking meatball.

I had a burger and fries for breakfast. My pants are now my enemies.

I told my friend I was going to diet. Then I saw a pizza.

I ate so much candy I now speak in sugar.

4

A type of food that’s so good you’d do anything, including die, just to have it.

I saw a donut and I ran. I ran all the way to the bakery.

I told my friend I was going to be healthy. Then I saw a pizza.

I ate three cheeseburgers and now I’m a human meatball.

5

When you know it’s bad for you, but you also know it’s worth it. Like, really worth it.

I had a snack and now my pants are on strike.

I told my doctor I’d quit snacks. Then I saw a pizza.

I ate a whole cake and now my face is my new best friend.

6

A food that hits you like a truck and then you forget your life.

I saw a pizza and I screamed. I mean, I screamed like I was on fire.

I told my friend I was going to be healthy. Then I saw a burger.

I ate so much ice cream I now live in a cone.