obeseist

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A person who yells at fat people like they owe them money
"You’re gonna die at 35!" he screamed at my cousin who was eating a pizza.
She told the obese man at the gym he was a disgrace to the human race.
He called my mom a walking casserole and said she’d never find love.
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Someone who thinks being fat is a crime and they’re the judge
He gave me a ticket for being too big at the mall.
She told my brother he should be in jail for eating a burger.
He said my grandma was a criminal for drinking coffee and eating cake.
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A person who takes joy in making fat people feel like failures
He laughed when my friend failed his fitness test.
She said my dad was a failure for not being able to run a mile.
He called my sister a failure and said she’d never get a date.
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A person who thinks fat people are the worst kind of human
He said my uncle was the worst kind of person for eating ice cream.
She told my cousin she was a disgrace to the human race.
He called my grandma a walking disaster and said she was the worst.
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A person who thinks fat people are a waste of space
He said my friend was a waste of space and should be kicked out of the room.
She told my brother he was a waste of air and should be exiled.
He called my mom a waste of oxygen and said she should be thrown out.
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A person who makes fat people feel like they’re not good enough
He said my cousin wasn’t good enough to be in the club.
She told my brother he was too fat to be considered cool.
He called my grandma not good enough to be alive.
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