Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the curse of being so fat you can’t even fit in a chair. people use it to act like they’re victims instead of just lazy.

'I have obeseiditis, so I can’t go to the mall.'

'Obeseiditis is why I eat three pizzas for breakfast.'

'I got obeseiditis from my mom, and it’s her fault.'

2

a fake illness that only rich people get because they eat too much and don’t move.

'I have obeseiditis and I need a private gym.'

'Obeseiditis is the reason I don’t walk to school.'

'My doctor said I have obeseiditis, but I just ate a whole cake.'

3

the reason you can’t run, you’re just too big and you blame it on a disease.

'Obeseiditis is why I can’t run in the race.'

'I have obeseiditis, so I can’t play tag with my brother.'

'Obeseiditis makes me too tired to do my homework.'

4

when you’re so fat you think you’re sick, but it’s just your laziness in disguise.

'Obeseiditis is why I can’t go to the park.'

'I told my teacher I have obeseiditis, so I don’t have to do math.'

'Obeseiditis is my favorite excuse for not cleaning my room.'

5

a made-up disease that people use to avoid working out and just eat all day.

'I have obeseiditis, so I don’t have to go to gym class.'

'Obeseiditis is why I eat ice cream for dinner.'

'I got obeseiditis because I skipped gym for a year.'