Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A crazy obsession with chunky ladies that makes you drool like a dog at a meat truck.

I saw her eat a whole pizza and I got hard.

She’s got a muffin top and I’m in love.

I can’t stop thinking about her legs and her thighs.

2

When you get a boner just looking at a woman who could bench press you.

Her ass is like a mountain I wanna climb.

She eats like a horse and I’m her stallion.

I saw her at the buffet and I lost my mind.

3

You’re so into big butts and big hips you’d marry a doughnut.

She’s got a body like a cake and I’m the icing.

I’d follow her to the moon if she wore a bikini.

She’s like a burger and I’m the fries.

4

You get a hard-on just by thinking about a woman who could eat your face.

I stared at her for ten minutes and I got wood.

She’s got a body like a taco and I’m the sauce.

She eats donuts and I eat her.

5

You’re so into fat women you’d live in a gym and lift weights with your mouth.

She’s got a body like a brick and I’m the wall.

I’d move mountains for her legs.

She’s got a waist like a lake and I’m the boat.

6

You get a boner just by seeing a woman who could wear a whole cake as a dress.

I saw her eat a cake and I got hard.

She’s got a body like a burger and I’m the bite.

I’d move continents for her hips.