Obesecar

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A silly name for a fat guy named Oscar who probably eats pizza for breakfast and calls it a lifestyle.

My cousin Obesecar just ate three slices of pizza and still had room for a donut.

Obesecar texted me: 'I'm not fat, I'm a food connoisseur.'

At the gym, Obesecar walked on the treadmill for five minutes and then sat down.

A guy named Oscar who is so fat he thinks he's a superhero and calls himself Obesecar.

Obesecar tried to do a pull-up and just fell over like a sack of potatoes.

Obesecar posted a selfie with a burger and said, 'This is my sidekick.'

Obesecar's mom said, 'You're not a superhero, you're a meatball.'

A guy named Oscar who is so round he could roll out of bed and go to work.

Obesecar rolled out of bed and crashed into the fridge.

Obesecar's chair broke because he sat on it like it was a couch.

Obesecar tried to do a dance and just wobbled like a Jell-O shot.