Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a person can't stop licking the sweat off an obese person like they're a chocolate bar.

I tried to kiss my dad, but he tastes like a donut factory exploded in my mouth.

She licks the back of his neck like it's the last piece of cake.

He's so fat, I think he's gonna drip honey out of his ears.

2

At least three quarters of America is so fat, they're basically human blimps.

Three outta four people here are so fat, they’re like floating pizzas.

If America was a pizza, three quarters of it would be cheese and crust.

They’re so fat, they're like the human version of a sofa.

3

A human ball, sometimes squashed like a pancake when they sit down.

He’s like a meatball that rolled into a human being.

She’s so round, she looks like a disco ball with a waistline.

He sat down and his body flattened like a pancake.

4

When your body is so full of snacks, it’s like a garbage can with a face.

He’s so fat, he’s like a trash can that got a job.

She’s like a snack bag that forgot to zip up.

He’s so full of food, he's gonna burst like a piñata.

5

The number one reason people die before their time, mostly from pizza and soda.

Obesity kills more people than the Grim Reaper with a cheeseburger.

It’s the reason why people die before they finish their dessert.

Obesity is the reason my uncle died during a pizza party.

6

When you eat so much, your body turns into a walking trash can with a BMI.

He has a BMI like a walking garbage truck.

She’s so fat, her BMI is higher than my math test score.

His BMI is so high, it’s got a GPA.

7

Getting so fat that it’s like a punishment from God for eating too much.

He’s so fat, it’s like a divine punishment for eating 12 pizzas.

She’s so fat, it’s like God said, ‘You asked for it.’

He’s so fat, it’s like he got cursed by a donut shop.