obese whale

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a human that looks like a fat whale got hit by a truck and didn’t die
My cousin is an obese whale. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still complains about the crust.
That guy at the gym is an obese whale. He weights more than my uncle’s pickup truck.
My mom calls my dad an obese whale because he eats two donuts for breakfast and a whole cake for dessert.
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a person so fat they could float away if they stopped eating
My neighbor is an obese whale. He once tried to fit into a car and the car broke.
My teacher called me an obese whale because I ate three bags of chips during lunch.
My brother is an obese whale. He once tried to sit on a couch and the couch collapsed.
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a human who looks like a whale that got stuffed with bacon and cheese
My friend is an obese whale. He eats a whole cake for breakfast and still says he’s not full.
My brother’s friend is an obese whale. He eats so much he once broke a chair.
My dog’s owner is an obese whale. He eats so much he once passed out in the middle of the store.
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a person so fat they could be mistaken for a mountain
My uncle is an obese whale. He eats so much he once got stuck in the door.
My mom is an obese whale. She eats two burgers for lunch and still wants dessert.
My dad’s friend is an obese whale. He eats so much he once got a ticket for eating in the theater.
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a human that is so fat they could be a new kind of furniture
My sister is an obese whale. She eats three slices of pizza for breakfast and still says she’s not full.
My friend’s brother is an obese whale. He eats so much he once got stuck in the elevator.
My teacher’s friend is an obese whale. He eats so much he once broke a table.
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a person so fat they could be used as a doorstop
My dad is an obese whale. He eats a whole cake for breakfast and still wants a donut.
My neighbor’s dog owner is an obese whale. He eats so much he once broke a chair.
My friend is an obese whale. He eats so much he once got stuck in the door.
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