obese wallet

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A wallet so fat it looks like it's about to explode from all the cash it's holding. It's like a pig's savings account.

My wallet is so obese it's got a belly button now.

That guy walks in with an obese wallet and I know he’s about to drop a beat.

My mom says my wallet is so obese it’s gonna start breathing.

When your wallet is so full of money it's like it's got a second job. It's got more cash than a broke kid's lunch bag.

My wallet is so obese it’s got a credit card for a tattoo.

He showed up with an obese wallet and a look that said, 'I’m not even trying.'

My wallet is so obese it's got a side hustle.

A wallet so loaded it’s got a passport and a divorce papers. It’s like it’s got its own life.

My wallet is so obese it’s got a gym membership and a therapy bill.

She walked in with an obese wallet and a side of snacks.

That wallet is so obese it's got a mortgage.