obese unicorn

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the unicorn that got fat from eating too much pizza and never left America.

My cousin's unicorn is so obese, it can't fit through the door anymore.

That unicorn used to be cute, now it's just a blob with a horn.

I saw the obese unicorn eating a whole pizza by itself. It was disgusting.

a unicorn that turned into a meatball because of bad life choices.

The obese unicorn looks like it was rolled in spaghetti and meat sauce.

I think the unicorn got so fat, it started sweating glitter.

That unicorn is so big, it probably has its own zip code.

the unicorn that gave up on being magical and just became a couch.

The obese unicorn is now just a pile of fluff with a horn.

I saw the unicorn napping on a couch. It was more comfortable than I am.

That unicorn is so lazy, it can't even stand up anymore.