obese twafag

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#chain-smoker#smelly#obnoxious

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A fat cigar-chomping moron with a face like a muffin and a mouth that smells like old socks.
I saw this obese twafag eating a whole pizza and still had room for a burger.
He tried to flirt with my mom and got kicked out of the restaurant.
His dog walked into a wall and he laughed like it was the best joke ever.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A human meatball who lights up like a firework and smells like a gym sock that’s been in a trash can for a year.
He sat next to me on the bus and the whole bus smelled like his lungs.
He tried to pick a fight with a cop and got thrown out of the coffee shop.
He yelled at the barista for not giving him extra syrup.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A walking greasy donut who can’t stop smoking and looks like he was born in a toilet.
He walked into the store and the manager ran out to get a mop.
He tried to impress my sister and just coughed up a lung.
He sat in the park and ate three burgers while smoking a cigar.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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