obese turtle

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A fat turtle with no shame, like a president who got caught with his pants down and still tried to blame the mail.
The guy looked like a fat turtle who had been sitting in a hot tub for three days.
He’s not just fat, he’s a full-blown turtle disaster.
That president looked like a turtle who had eaten a whole buffet.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A turtle so chunky, it looks like it swallowed a whole pizza and forgot to chew.
He looked like a turtle who had been eating takeout for 10 years straight.
That man is a turtle version of a donut.
He’s so fat, he’s got a shell and a side of cheese.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A turtle that’s so fat, it probably got stuck in the mud and couldn’t move.
He looked like a turtle that had been sitting in a hot tub since the 1980s.
That president is a turtle with a waistline that could double as a bridge.
He’s so chunky, he’s got a shell and a spare tire.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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