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Mexican boys waiting in line like they're waiting for their mom to finish yelling at them about their bad grades

The line was so long, I thought it was a math test.

He was so fat, he looked like a failed pizza.

They were all wearing the same shirt, like they were in a gang called 'Chips and Salsa.'

Mexican dogs sitting on a black chair, surrounded by fat people who probably ate the whole buffet

That dog looked like it had a belly full of tacos and regret.

The chair was so black, it looked like it was made of shame.

The fat people were so big, they blocked the sun.

A bunch of lazy Mexican boys waiting in line, probably because they skipped breakfast and decided to eat the whole chair

That line was longer than my uncle's story about his ex-wife.

They looked like they hadn't moved since the invention of corn chips.

One boy was so fat, he was basically a walking taco truck.