obese shlong

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a shlong so big and fat it makes the cow look like a skinny goat

I tried to feed my dog a sandwich and it looked like my cock was in the toaster

He tried to fit his cock in the car and the whole car broke down

My cock is so big my pants have a built-in seatbelt

a cock so thick it could make a mountain look like a hill

I tried to sit down and my cock made my chair explode

My cock is so big it got its own passport

He tried to fit his cock in a bag and it became a tent

a cock so wide it could stop traffic and make the whole city laugh

My cock is so big it has its own zip code

He tried to fit his cock in a box and it turned into a truck

I tried to walk and my cock made the sidewalk bend over