obese rectum

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A fancy way to say you’ve got a butt like a donut and it’s got a second job

My cousin’s so obese rectum, he can’t fit in the car without a coupon

She called me obese rectum in front of my mom

That guy’s obese rectum is so bad, he got a standing ovation at the gym

When your pants are just a suggestion and your butt is a full-time employee

My obese rectum is so bad, my dog won’t even look at me

He called me obese rectum and I threw a sandwich at him

That obese rectum is so big, it’s got a zip code

The kind of butt that makes you question your life choices

My obese rectum is so bad, I had to get a second opinion from my cat

She said I had an obese rectum and I started crying

That man’s obese rectum is so bad, it’s got its own Instagram