obese rat

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A rat that’s so fat it looks like it just ate a whole pizza and cried.

My buddy’s pet rat is an obese rat. It rolls around like it’s drunk.

My teacher called me an obese rat after I ate three cookies at once.

That rat in the lab is an obese rat. It’s basically a meatball with legs.

Telling someone they look like an obese rat is like saying they’re a walking doughnut with no coffee.

My mom said I looked like an obese rat after I skipped breakfast and ate a whole bag of chips.

My friend’s dog looked like an obese rat after it ate my lunch.

My cousin got called an obese rat because he wore pajamas to the grocery store.