Obese Person

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An obese person is a walking meatball who eats like a pig and smells like a fart-filled gym sock.
My cousin is an obese person. He eats pizza for breakfast and still smells like he slept in a dumpster.
The obese person in my class eats so much, he once burped out a whole chicken nugget.
I saw an obese person on the bus. He looked like a mountain and smelled like a week-old sandwich.
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An obese person is a human who eats so much, they look like they were dipped in lard and left in the sun.
My neighbor is an obese person. He eats donuts for lunch and looks like a donut himself.
The obese person at the mall sat on a bench and squished it like a burger.
My mom says I’m not an obese person yet, but I eat like one.
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An obese person is a person who eats so much, they look like a couch and smell like a hot dog stand after a hurricane.
The obese person in my class can’t walk without wobbling like a Jell-O cup.
My uncle is an obese person. He eats so much, he once passed gas so loud, it scared the dog.
The obese person at the gym looked like a mountain and probably has more rolls than a taco.
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