Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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obese oblong is a person who acts like they’re the only one with a brain.

I swear if he talks one more time I’m gonna throw my phone at him.

She said she’s the best at math, even though she failed last month.

He thinks he’s cool because he wears a hat inside.

2

obese oblong is someone who thinks they’re the center of the universe and everyone else is just background noise.

He kept interrupting the movie just to talk about his day.

She asked me to shut up so she could explain her theory about toast.

He took the last slice of pizza even though he was full.

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obese oblong is a human who is loud, dumb, and thinks they’re the best at everything.

He yelled at the teacher for no reason.

She said she was the best at art even though she drew a stick figure.

He bragged about his video game skills but lost to a kid in third grade.

4

obese oblong is a person who’s so annoying you want to scream into a pillow.

He kept talking during the movie like he was on a podcast.

She told me she’s the best at everything, even though she failed math.

He kept sending me messages at 2 a. m. about his day.

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obese oblong is someone who thinks they’re the king of the world and everyone else is just a peasant.

He said he’s the best at everything and nobody else matters.

She told the teacher she’s the smartest person in the class.

He took the last soda even though he was already drinking one.

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obese oblong is a person who’s loud, dumb, and has no idea how bad they are at everything.

He screamed at the teacher for no reason.

She said she’s the best at everything even though she failed science.

He kept talking during the movie like he was on TV.