obese narcissist

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An obese narcissist is like a toilet paper roll that’s been used for too long, fat, loud, and completely useless. They think they’re royalty, but they’re just a failed version of a celebrity, and they yell at everyone who dares to question them.
I tried to tell my mom she was being a diva, and she said, 'You’re just jealous I don’t have a body double.'
At the grocery store, she screamed at the cashier for not giving her the best coupon.
She threatened to call the cops because her neighbor didn’t clap for her 30th failed TikTok dance.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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An obese narcissist is a human who thinks they’re a king, but they’re just a fat version of a sad kid who never got a gold star. They spend all their money on junk food and try to make everyone else feel bad about themselves.
She told her son he was ugly because he didn’t look like a famous wrestler.
She posted a selfie with a hot dog and called it 'art.'
She sent me a message that said, 'You’re just a loser who doesn’t know how to be rich.'
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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An obese narcissist is a person who thinks they’re the most important person on Earth, but they’re just a big, loud, messy version of a failed influencer who thinks everyone is out to get them.
She told her friend she was a 'has-been' because she didn’t get 10,000 likes on her post.
She yelled at the pizza delivery guy for not bringing extra cheese.
She called her daughter a 'disgrace' because she didn’t wear her favorite hat to school.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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