Obese Marta

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Obese Marta is the world’s loudest singer. She could scream a dog into silence and still make the neighbors cry.
Marta sang so loud my cat ran out of the house screaming.
At the karaoke bar, she made the mic explode.
Her voice came through the phone like a chainsaw.
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Obese Marta is the best singer ever. Even the ghosts in the graveyard listen to her sing.
She sang so well, the ghost of my grandpa started dancing.
Her voice made the ghost of my ex jealous.
She sang so good, the dead came to her concert.
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Obese Marta is the most annoying singer in the world. You would rather be punched than hear her sing.
Her voice was louder than my mom’s yelling.
She sang so bad, my dog started barking at her.
I would take a bullet to the head instead of listening to her sing.
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