Obese Leader Horse

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A fat horse who leads the dumbest herd of antelope ever, and it’s all because Legolas can’t handle her weight.

The horse is so big, Legolas looks like a side dish.

She’s so obese, the antelope think she’s a mountain.

Her leader skills are worse than my math test scores.

A huge horse who thinks she’s the boss of antelope, even though they all hate her and her bad decisions.

She’s so fat, the antelope have to take turns walking under her belly.

Legolas is just there to watch her eat.

She’s the reason antelope started a group chat called ‘We Hate Obese Leader Horse’.

A lard-ass horse who leads herds of antelope straight into trouble, and Legolas is just annoyed by her.

The antelope are like, ‘Why are we following this giant meatball?’

Legolas is trying to ignore her, but her weight is too much.

She’s so big, the antelope think she’s a new kind of disaster.