Obese Janitor

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A fat Janitor who plays CS2 so good he makes the game look easy and the enemies look stupid
The Obese Janitor just headshot me 5 times in a row. I’m gonna cry.
He’s the only person who can beat my 1v5 clutches. I hate him.
I tried to prank him with a fake spider. He shot it and said, 'You’re not even scary.'
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A Janitor so fat he’s a legend in the CS2 community and everyone respects him
He’s the reason my team lost. He’s like a god in the game.
He plays so good I want to quit. I’m not even mad.
He once killed my whole squad with one grenade. I’m still traumatized.
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A Janitor who is so fat and so good at CS2 it’s like he’s got a cheat code
He’s like a cheat code in the game. I can’t beat him.
He’s so good I think he’s using a cheat. He’s also so fat I think he’s using a cheat.
He just killed me with a single bullet. I think he’s a cheat. He’s also a human mountain.
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