Obese Hunter

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A person or creature so fat they could make a chair cry and take up three seats at an airport.

My uncle tried to sit in one chair and ended up using two more like they were extra snacks.

That dog looked like it had eaten the entire snack bar and still needed a chair.

The obese hunter walked into the airport and took up half the row like it was a buffet.

A human or animal so chunky they need a whole row of seats just to breathe.

He took three seats and still managed to spill his soda on two of them.

The obese hunter’s chair was like a throne and the others were just peasants.

That guy had to use a seatbelt and a snack tray like they were personal items.

A being so big they could sit in a chair and make it beg for mercy.

The obese hunter took up three seats and the flight attendant had to come check on them.

That person was so chunky, the chair looked like it was about to break into pieces.

The obese hunter had to use a seat, a footrest, and a snack tray like they were all part of their outfit.