Obese Hamster

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A girl named Carolyn who eats like a pig and looks like a couch that got hit by a truck

Carolyn just ate three burgers for breakfast. She’s gonna need a new pair of pants.

My mom says Carolyn is the reason why hamsters are now considered a food group.

Carolyn tried to run today. It looked like a sloth had a heart attack.

Carolyn, the human version of a hamster that never exercised and always had a snack nearby

Carolyn’s hamster is jealous of her. It’s getting a workout plan.

Carolyn’s doctor said she’s 90% hamster and 10% human.

Carolyn’s friend said she’s gonna roll over and die in her sleep.

Carolyn, a human who eats so much she might as well be a hamster in a wheel that’s stuck in a bakery

Carolyn’s hamster asked her for a diet plan. She said no.

Carolyn tried to fit into her old jeans. They now have a life of their own.

Carolyn’s friend said she’s gonna explode like a piñata full of donuts.