Obese Fatty Denise Patty

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A human-shaped meatball who smells like old socks and regret
I saw Obese Fatty Denise Patty eating a whole pizza by herself. It was like watching a dragon eat a castle.
My dog ran away from Obese Fatty Denise Patty. He didn’t want to be fat too.
My mom said Obese Fatty Denise Patty is the reason why my chair broke last week.
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A walking dessert that probably sneezes cake
Obese Fatty Denise Patty walked into my classroom and made the ceiling fan fall down.
I tried to hide from Obese Fatty Denise Patty, but she just ate my hiding spot.
My teacher said Obese Fatty Denise Patty is the reason why we have no gym class.
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A person who could probably bench-press a donut and still be full
Obese Fatty Denise Patty sat on my desk and broke it. Now I have to sit on the floor.
I tried to run from Obese Fatty Denise Patty, but she just ate my path.
Obese Fatty Denise Patty showed up to my birthday party and ate all my cake. I cried.
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