Obese Cupcake15

You look like a cupcake that got run over by a truck and then ate a whole bag of chips.

This cupcake is so big, it should have its own ZIP code.

You’re like a cupcake that’s been dipped in butter and then cried in a saucepan.

You’re like a cupcake that got hit by a pancake and then asked for more sprinkles.

This cupcake is so heavy, it should have a weight class.

You’re the kind of cupcake that makes the cake scream for mercy.

You’re like a cupcake that was baked in a garbage can and then dipped in regret.

This cupcake is so big, it’s got its own gravity.

You look like a cupcake that tried to be a pizza and failed.