Obese cow

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A cow that looks like it ate a whole field and regretted it
My uncle's cow is so fat it can't move without a forklift.
That cow looks like it's about to burst from all the grass it swallowed.
The farmer says the cow is so full it could win a eating contest against a horse.
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A cow that’s so chunky it could be a new kind of furniture
This cow is so fat it could be used as a couch.
The cow is so chunky it looks like it's wearing a sweater made of hay.
They say this cow eats so much it could start a buffet.
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A cow that’s so fat it’s practically a new species
This cow is so fat it’s like a cow and a pig had a baby.
The cow is so big it could be the next president of the barn.
This cow eats so much it could feed an entire herd.
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