obese cat

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A giant cat that eats like a pig and rolls like a drunk man. It can't clean itself and needs a wheelbarrow to move.

My cat is so fat it took three people to carry it out of the house.

This cat eats more than my mom and still complains about the food.

The cat tried to roll down the hallway and got stuck in the door.

An obese cat is a cat that eats everything in sight, including the furniture, your kids, and your sanity. Its junk is like a mountain.

My cat ate my homework and then my brother's lunch.

This cat has a belly that could hold a whole pizza.

It tried to sit on my face and I almost died.

A cat so fat it could be a taco filler. It eats everything and then stares at you like you owe it money.

My cat is so big it could be a meal for a whole family.

This cat eats my cereal and then judges me for it.

It took a whole bag of chips and still wanted more.