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the human version of a couch you eat
Your mom just ordered pizza and ate the whole box by herself.
She tried to fit into a taxi and it was like a horror movie.
She called you fat and then cried when you left.
Obese Bitch
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a cheeseburger that failed at being a burger
She ate six pancakes for breakfast and still looked sad.
Your dad said she was the reason he started running.
She tried to do a dance and it looked like a traffic jam.
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a human trash can with a face
She threw out a salad and it was like a funeral.
She tried to fit in the car and it looked like a wrestling match.
She called you a snack and then cried.