obese beast

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A giant, meaty monster that eats so much it looks like it swallowed a buffet. They can’t walk, just roll around like a fat tire.
My uncle is an obese beast. He eats three pies for breakfast and still complains about the food.
My dog looks like an obese beast after eating my entire pizza.
The obese beast in the gym can’t even do a sit-up without screaming.
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A walking food coma. They’re so big, they make the buffet look like a snack.
My mom is an obese beast. She eats a whole cake and still says it’s not enough.
The obese beast at the park just sat down and took up three seats.
My teacher is an obese beast. She eats donuts and still grades us.
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A human who eats so much, they look like they got hit by a food truck and didn’t stop eating.
My dad is an obese beast. He eats so much, he could be a food truck.
The obese beast in my class eats snacks during lunch and still has room for dessert.
My cousin is an obese beast. He eats so much, he could start a food chain.
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