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A walking meatball with a face and a temper.
You see that guy at the mall? He’s like a meatball that got hit by a truck.
My cousin’s dog called him a walking burger.
He tried to fit into a kiddie pool and it exploded.
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A human that ate a whole buffet and didn’t feel guilty.
That guy at the gym looks like he just won a food fight.
He walked into the restaurant and the ceiling creaked.
He tried to do a dance and the floor cracked.
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A fatass with the energy of a sleeping bear.
He sat down and the chair broke like it was on fire.
He tried to move and it looked like a zombie was trying to wake up.
He ate a whole pizza and fell asleep on the floor.