obese anorexic

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A person who looks like a skeleton, but eats like a pig at a buffet.
She’s so thin you could see her ribs, but she eats three burgers for breakfast.
He’s got the body of a ghost, but he gorges on pizza like it’s his last meal.
She’s thinner than a stick, but she eats like she’s trying to win a food fight.
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A human who looks like they haven’t eaten in a month, but they eat like they’re being chased by a bear.
She’s so thin you could fit her in a shoebox, but she eats a whole cake for dinner.
He looks like he’s been starved, but he eats like he’s fighting for his life.
She’s thinner than a noodle, but she eats like she’s going to die if she stops.
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A person who looks like a stick, but eats like they’re trying to stuff their face into a fridge.
She’s so thin you could see her bones, but she eats like she’s trying to eat the whole buffet.
He looks like he’s been run over by a truck, but he eats like he’s trying to win a food competition.
She’s thinner than a toothpick, but she eats like she’s trying to eat a whole cow.
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