obescist

I saw my cousin eat a whole pizza and I screamed like it was the end of the world.

My obescist boss told me I had to lose 20 pounds or he’d fire me.

She called me a 'walking meatball' and I called her a 'walking insult'.

He said I’d never be happy until I was as skinny as a stick.

My obescist friend wouldn’t let me sit with her at lunch because I ‘smelled like fries’.

He told me I’d fail life if I didn’t lose weight by 20.

She yelled at me in the mall because I was eating a sundae.

My obescist teacher gave me extra homework for being ‘too big’.

He called me ‘the human doughnut’ in front of everyone.

He told me I’d be ‘more successful’ if I was thinner.

My obescist friend wouldn’t let me join her club because I ‘took up too much space’.

He said I looked like a ‘walking burger’ and I said he looked like a ‘walking insult’.

She said I was going to die if I didn’t lose 50 pounds.

My obescist neighbor called me ‘the human muffin’ and I called her ‘the human insult’.

He told me I’d never be happy until I was ‘skinny and perfect’.

He said I was ‘too messy’ because I ate with my hands.

My obescist friend wouldn’t let me bring snacks to the party.

She told me I’d never be ‘cool’ until I stopped eating so much.