Obesabri

My cousin is an obesabri. She eats donuts for breakfast and still has time to binge-watch cat videos.

My mom calls my brother an obesabri because he eats pizza like it's his full-time job.

At the gym, the guy next to me looked like an obesabri. He tried to do push-ups and failed.

My neighbor is an obesabri. He eats three burgers for lunch and still has room for ice cream.

My friend’s dog is an obesabri. It chows down on snacks like it's a food fight.

My teacher said I was an obesabri after I ate a whole cake in one sitting.

My aunt is an obesabri. She eats so much she could win a eating contest.

My dad is an obesabri. He eats breakfast, lunch, and dinner all at once.

My friend’s cat is an obesabri. It’s so fat it can’t run anymore.