oberwittler

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#urban dictionary#self-loathing#name shame

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A person who thinks they’re cool because they know other people’s last names are stupid, but their own name is so bad it should be in the dictionary with a warning label.
@oberwittler: Just looked up 'McDonald' on Urban Dictionary. Gave it two thumbs up. My own name isn’t even there. I’m a disgrace.
Why do I care about 'Smith'? My name is 'Fartson'. That’s the real joke.
I gave 'Johnson' a thumbs up. My name is 'Pants'. It’s not a joke. It’s a tragedy.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Someone who’s too proud to look up their own surname, but has the nerve to judge everyone else’s like they’re on a reality show.
I gave 'Bloggs' a thumbs up. My surname is 'Snorkel'. I don’t even know what that means. I’m not even sure I exist.
Why is 'Williams' on the list? My name is 'Chips'. That’s not a surname. That’s a snack.
I gave 'Miller' a thumbs up. My surname is 'Pants'. I’m not a pants. I’m a person.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A person who thinks they’re the dictionary’s favorite kid, but their own name is so bad it makes the dictionary cry.
I gave 'Brown' a thumbs up. My name is 'Snots'. The dictionary is crying in the corner.
Why is 'Taylor' on the list? My name is 'Sponge'. I’m not a sponge. I’m a human being.
I gave 'Davis' a thumbs up. My name is 'Lemon'. That’s not a name. That’s a fruit.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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