oberweis

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The best chocolate milk ever made, like it was invented just for you and your lunchtime glory.

Just drank my first Oberweis of the day and I'm already flexing on my cousin.

My mom says I'll be famous if I keep drinking Oberweis every day.

Oberweis is my life. My GPA is 2.3. My life is 10/10.

A German ice cream place that’s kinda fancy, but the suburbs are run by lesbian employees who make you question your life choices.

Why is my Oberweis employee crying? Did I ask for chocolate milk or a love letter?

I walked into an Oberweis and saw two lesbians arguing about who got the last cup of ice cream.

My date said she’d only go to Oberweis if I wore a hat.

A family business that went from rich and famous to broke and bitter, all because the CEO spent the money on a mansion and a bunch of fancy cars.

My uncle said Oberweis is like a sad version of itself now.

Grandpa used to make the best ice cream. Now it tastes like corn and regret.

The board is fighting like a bunch of angry raccoons.