obertone

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A tiny human who cries like they're being stabbed
My niece is an obertone. She cried for three hours straight.
I took my obertone to the park and it cried because the wind was too loud.
My friend’s obertone screamed so loud, the neighbors called the cops.
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A human who hasn’t learned how to be quiet yet
My obertone won’t stop wailing. I think it’s trying to break my eardrums.
My obertone has a voice like a howling dog. It’s terrifying.
My obertone screams every time I open a can of soup. It’s like a war zone.
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A human that comes out of a woman and immediately screams
My obertone screamed so loud when it was born, I think it scared the doctor.
My obertone screamed when I dropped it on the floor. It cried like it was murdered.
My obertone screamed at the top of its lungs when I gave it a bath. It was like a horror movie.
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A tiny human that screams like it’s been tortured
My obertone screamed like it had been tortured by a group of crows.
My obertone screamed so loud, it made my dog run away.
My obertone screamed when I tried to change its diaper. It was like a battle cry.
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A tiny human that will scream at you no matter what you do
My obertone screamed at me when I tried to eat breakfast. It was ridiculous.
My obertone screamed when I turned on the TV. It was like a scream battle.
My obertone screamed when I tried to take a nap. It won’t let me sleep.
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A tiny human that’s loud and never stops
My obertone is loud and never stops. It’s like it’s trying to ruin my life.
My obertone screams nonstop. It’s like a never-ending concert.
My obertone is loud and won’t stop. It’s like it has a microphone and a megaphone.
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